Driver properly, asshole

See this sign: UK_50_mph_speed_limit_sign

It means the fucking speed limit is 50 mph. NOT 40 mph.
Trust me – everyone else wants to drive at that limit. Some even want to go faster, but they’re knobheads who need deserve to die.

You cause more accidents by driving slower than those driving faster, because those who can fucking drive properly get so frustrated with you assholes that things go wrong.

If it was 30mph, would you drive at 20mph? Probably not. SO FUCKING KEEP THE SAME RULE.

You dickheads should forfeit your car to me since you don’t fucking deserve it. Now please go crawl into a ditch and set yourself in fire.

Piss off superbowl

I don’t give a flying fuck about the seabroncos or denverhawks or whoever the fuck throws a leather egg around.

I have no interest in doing work this Monday morning, but Reddit is infested with bullshit posts across all subreddits regarding this american cancer.

If you want to post something about your stupid fucking game, keep it in a related subreddit like /r/superbowl /r/handegg and let me use RES to filter out that shit from my steam of procrastination.
/r/funny is for – believe it or not – funny things. Nothing is funny about american football except that people actually enjoy that shit. So fuck off!

You stupid american twats

 

NB: I also fucking hate football – or as you fuckwit americans call “soccer”. It’s fucking pointless and a complete waste of money.

Abolish all these over-hyped and over-funded sports and pump that money into healthcare or something actually worth while!
America could probably afford an ACTUAL healthcare system if they put the money wasted on this superbowl shit into fixing obamacare.